The first rule of the night: candlelight only. You almost always lose electricity after a quake so you always want candles on hand.
I bought a 12 pack of wide-mouth mason jars and filled them with votives and scattered them around the house. Pro-tip: you need to keep the furnace lower than normal because you have warm bodies AND a bunch of open flames.
I love my friends because they absolutely commit to themes. We had people group into threes and fours and see what they had between them that would be useful in an emergency. Things like smart phones aren't as great when you have no cell service or electricity to charge them. The team that had a first aid kit, tools, and rope in their car, as well as large amounts of cash took that round.
I'm patting myself on the back because I'm finally figuring out how to make large meals without killing myself. We had brisket, rosemary potatoes, and the best kale salad. The brisket was prepped two days earlier in the crock pot, so I just popped it in the oven an hour before people arrived. Because we were using all candlelight I didn't worry about dusting. Who's going to notice? Appetizers were a cheese plate and frozen goodies from Trader Joe's. I even took a nap the afternoon of the party.
After dinner we played a bastardized version of Family Feud, with questions from the show ("Name an animal you hope never sits on you") as well as questions that we made up, like "Name a thing you should have in your emergency kit," and "Name something you should do immediately following an earthquake."
The winning team was rewarded with hard hats and the losers got Spam. Actually, everyone went home with a can of Spam. If that's not winning, I don't know what is. Then we had gingerbread cake and lemon cream ice cream. It was really fun.
But enough about party details. A lot of people living in the Pacific Northwest don't know that such a massive earthquake is due. The Cascadia subduction zone lies in the Pacific Ocean, where the Juan de Fuca plate is being subducted by the North American plate. This is an area that stretches from Vancouver Island down to Northern California. The two plates are butting up against each other, building up pressure until one plate forces the other beneath it. This is what's known as a megathrust earthquake. The recent devastation in Japan was from a megathrust earthquake. The 2004 Indonesian earthquake was a megathrust. These are massive earthquakes that cause shaking for 4-8 minutes. I was in the '89 Loma Prieta earthquake and it lasted an eternal 10 seconds. I can't imagine what 4-8 minutes of shaking is like.
Experts estimate that the zone triggers every 300-350 years. It has been 313 years, so we're due. There are some really terrifying articles about what to expect when it hits. The majority of our bridges are not expected to be left standing. Emergency crews will be overwhelmed and we'll largely be on our own. Cell reception will be non-existent.
My greatest fear is that the quake will hit while we're at work. Greg will be stranded downtown and I'll be stuck on the east side. It could take him weeks to get back to the east side of the river.
So what can we do? We can make sure that we have emergency supplies in our homes and cars. We can make sure we have a 72 hour supply of water, as well as a water purifier. We may be harvesting rainwater to drink. We can retrofit our houses so they stay on the foundation. Greg and I are getting bids for this now.
Most importantly, we need to know our neighbors. We may end up saving each other when the big one hits. This one is hard; Greg and I are shy and mostly wave at our neighbors.
Ayse at Casa Decrepit has a really great rundown of how they're preparing for a large quake. She mentions that your sewer or water lines may be severed, meaning you won't want to use your toilets. You'll need a shovel and an area in your backyard where you can dig a hole instead. I'd never thought about that.
Right now we're trying to figure out where to keep our emergency supplies. All of our water and camping supplies are in the basement, which is probably the worst place they could be. We may move our water supply to the garage, which would be easier (and less scary) to access, post-quake.
We have Spam, so at least we've got that going for us. Do you have an emergency kit? Are you preparing for the big one? Have I completely bummed you out?
We rarely have earthquakes here, at least none that cause damage, but tornadoes, ice storms, and floods are another thing. I am becoming more conscious about prepping for disaster, but in a slow poke sort of way. One thing I am researching is a backup generator that runs on natural gas. And I have a crank radio. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThat party looks amazing, and now you've totally scared the crap out of me.
ReplyDeleteDude, you have a bike and a horse. It's going to be a snap for you to get around post-quake! And you can come over to our place--we have lots of chocolate in our emergency kit.
ReplyDeleteHeather this is sooo cool!! I may have to steal this idea, and I actually love Spam--I guess I have to because it is made in my home state of MN. Although, I think most people associate Spam with Hawaii now, because they serve it at McDonald there.
ReplyDeleteSteal away! The Hawaiian club at my college used to cook cases of Spam in our kitchen every week. It totally turned me off of it but maybe I need to give it another shot. :)
ReplyDeleteWell, at least all your gardening friends have shovels...and nothing brings people together like a disaster, so look forward to meeting those neighbors.
ReplyDeleteSo sad I couldn't make it...the one weekend I actually had plans...WTF! Now I'm going to go sit in my bathtub and wait for The Big One...luckily I have a few new gardening mags to read while I wait ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure chocolate in the emergency kit is mandatory.
ReplyDeleteAs a structural engineer with two young kids I'd be a total bummer at a party like this. People would ask me "So we hear that Portland's school buildings won't stand up in an earthquake, is there any truth to that?" and I'll have to say "Absolutely yes, if anything the problem is probably being understated. We have exactly _one_ school that meets current standards. The seismic portion of the school bond we passed (thank god) basically only allows for things like preventing chimneys and parapets from falling on top of kids who make it out of the building at 5 elementary schools. High schools will get more work. The majority of elementary schools are going to have to wait for the next bond or the one after that. It's at least a 30 year plan, if bonds keep getting passed, before our school system will meet a basic level of safety."
ReplyDeleteAnd then someone will say something about "my kid's school is an old brick building, it can stand up to anything" and I won't bite my tongue hard enough and I'll start explaining how brick is the worst and the mechanisms that cause it to break apart, especially in a long earthquake. Many people will start to wonder if they can make home schooling work at this point.
I'll start to think once again about how one of my kids goes to daycare on the west side of the river and the other goes to a PPS school on the east side of the river and I'll amuse people with stories of how every day in my head on the way to work I make a disaster plan about which child I'll get and which one my husband will get. (I think it comes down to me being a much stronger swimmer, but also my temptation to always keep a bike at my husband's office.)
By the end of the night I'm leading the group in a prayer begging please god/buddha/mother nature let the big one come on a summer holiday when no one is in school and families are outside together.
either that or i'm in a corner with a bottle of burbon and everyone else at the party is laughing nervously and giving me a 10ft radius of personal space.
It's so important to have comforting items in your emergency kit!
ReplyDeleteI was driving under an overpass the other night and I wished that I could become some sort of billionaire so I could give the city of Portland the money it needs to reinforce all the bridges and schools and unreinforced masonry buildings in town. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the quake hits in the middle of the night, when all the kids are with their families and most people are off the road.
ReplyDeleteAnd I would totally invite you to my party. We love bourbon and engineers around here.