Author: Heather

  • Fire!

    Fire!

    Back in 2010 I had the fireplaces professionally cleaned specifically so I could light a fire for Thanksgiving. We have two fireplaces: one upstairs in the living room and one in the finished portion of the basement. They have separate smoke chambers that run side by side in the same chimney.

    Our basement room started filling with smoke shortly after I lit a fire in the living room fireplace. Either the deformed damper that was permanently stuck in the open position downstairs was sucking in smoke from the upstairs chimney OR we had a crack or break in the brick/mortar between the two smoke chambers. Regardless, we never used our fireplaces again because I couldn’t afford that kind of work at the time.

    We decided to splurge and have gas inserts installed in the fireplaces, which would bypass the need to replace the dampers or deal with cracks between the two smoke chambers. I got three bids and ultimately decided to go with All Fuel. I felt like they really took everything into consideration, including how to deal with the curved front of the fireplace downstairs.

    In order to comply with code, we had to install a hearth in the basement. We used Neilson Construction and I couldn’t be more pleased with the job they did.

    Just for fun, let’s look again at what the fireplace looked like when I moved in.

    The previous owner had installed a hearth, poorly and incorrectly, and it broke up when I accidentally hit it with a floor scraper. Hall and Oates were sort of blocking the cold air that came in because the damper was deformed and stuck in the open position.

    I don’t even know, guys.

    The flooring was cut away to accommodate the new tile. You might be asking why we went with a hearth that’s wider than the fireplace. When we installed the laminate flooring we couldn’t get the flooring flush with the curved, irregular bricks of the fireplace, which left a 3/4″ gap on the sides. It was too irregular to use something like quarter round (and that would’ve looked dumb, anyway), so I decided to have the guy tile around it. I wish I had a picture of the gap but I somehow missed that spot in the 1.4 billion photos I’ve taken of this house.

    I also went looking on Houzz and it turns out an extra-large hearth isn’t all that abnormal. Yay! This would’ve been a fun time to install some funky tile but I really just wanted this hearth to look like it had always been there. We found tile that exactly matched the 6″ x 6″ tile upstairs and went with that.

    Original upstairs fireplace tile
    New downstairs fireplace tile! It’s just missing the transition strip.

    Tom, the tile installer, hand cut all the tiles to fit around the clinker bricks. I swear I almost wept when I saw what a meticulous job he did. I want to retile our bathroom NOW before he retires. He seriously rocked this job.

    All Fuel took the wood piece we had covering the firebox and had a metal fabricator create a perfect match. They had to grind away some of the brick edges to get everything to sit flush. They told me that this was one of the most challenging installs they’d ever completed.

    And here we are now.

    Before:

    And after:

    Next project: get a mantel built

    Now, to the living room! Upstairs we were missing a tile.

    The tile is all original to the house and it’s unlikely we’d be able to find a match. We opted to pick out new tile that looked almost identical, then had them chip out the old. They left the granite corner pieces, which are still in fine condition.

    Like it was always there

    Now I just need to stain the hearth grout (they informed me that it was originally charcoal colored and has bleached out over the years) and we should be good to go.

    I want to reiterate how great All Fuel was to work with. We had to wait about three weeks to get a bid from them and wait a little longer for install, because they are in such high demand. Their bid was $2000 less than Jacobs and they covered all the little things that make these projects better. They wear booties in your house so they don’t gunk up your floors. They put down drop cloths. They are very communicative about what they’re doing, when. They are unfailingly nice and very clean. Someone picks up the phone right away when you call. The install takes three days total and this was probably the least stressful project I’ve ever endured (for the record, insulation was the most stressful).

    Likewise, Tom at Neilson Construction was fantastic. There were several times when I asked for things (extra cuts! more tile!) that created more work for him and he cheerfully gave me exactly what I wanted. He was so easy to work with.

    If you need me, I plan to be camped out right here for the next few months.

  • Garden Bloggers’ Bloom Day January 2016

    Garden Bloggers’ Bloom Day January 2016

    Happy new year! I’ve been pretty content that it’s winter. I know a lot of people hate winter and I know the weather sucks, but do you know about butter and parmesan? Cooking rich, satisfying food and watching a lot of TV? Hot toddies and snowshoeing? Going for long walks when it’s very cold and feeling very virtuous? I don’t think winter is so bad, especially since it’s so mild here.

    The other day I ran across some photos of my garden in April and I got excited to garden and now I’m actually looking forward to spring. It’s still a ways off, so I’ll be over here with my bowl of ragù and my Netflix. It’s not so bad.


    My mahonias are still going, which means we have lots of hummingbirds.

    Mahonia x ‘Charity’

     This witch hazel smells so good I feel like my neighbors should be thanking me.

    Hamamelis I. ‘Early Bright’

    This silly self-seeded Calendula



    And the award for bloomiest year-round performer goes to Othonna cheirifolia. Even under snow it was blooming.

    Othonna cheirifolia



    Happy bloom day! Thanks to our host Carol, over at May Dreams Gardens.

  • Garden Bloggers’ Bloom Day December 2015

    Garden Bloggers’ Bloom Day December 2015

    The Meiji shinto shrine in Tokyo
    At the end of October Greg and I flew to Japan for our honeymoon. We had one full perfect day in Tokyo under our belts when I got a call that my brother had passed away unexpectedly in his sleep. He was 42 and an exceptionally good human being. We are completely devastated by the loss of him. I think almost everyone knows this already (and you’ve all been so nice, thank you for that) but I’m posting it here for those last far-flung friends of mine who don’t have a Facebook account. (Which is so annoying, guys. Everyone is on there; please get an account already.) In-person social interactions are exhausting and I can’t handle talking on the phone, so I find myself very grateful for social media, which has allowed me to interact with the living without getting out of sweatpants or this fort I’ve made from used kleenex.
    I am also grateful for my mahonias, which are bright, cheery beacons in the winter.

    Mahonia x media ‘Arthur Menzies’

    Mahonia x media ‘Charity’, which bloomed for the first time!
    And this clematis, which I put in the ground in July, forgot to water, and thought I killed. It defied me by blooming through a hard frost and some of the heaviest rain we’ve had in ten years. Thank you Xera, for growing bullet-proof plants. This one is evergreen, turns bronze in the winter, and blooms November through February. I planted it outside my kitchen window where I can appreciate the hummingbirds covering it.
    Clematis cirrhosa ‘Wisley Cream’

    Thank you to our host Carol at May Dreams Gardens. We really can have flowers almost any month of the year.

  • Sneak peek: HPSO and Garden Conservancy Open Day Tour

    Sneak peek: HPSO and Garden Conservancy Open Day Tour

    This weekend I was able to preview three of the gardens to be featured in this year’s Hardy Plant Society of Oregon (HPSO) and Garden Conservancy Open Day Tour. The organizers did a great job of choosing a variety of styles of gardens. There’s something for everyone.

    If you’d like more information, check out the tour page on the HPSO website. Tickets are greatly discounted for HPSO members; if you haven’t joined HPSO, what are you waiting for? It’s cheap, it’s fun, and you’ll get access to tours, lectures, and classes with like-minded gardeners. Did I mention that a lot of our local nurseries offer discounts to HPSO members?

    On with the tour!

    The Prewitt Garden:
    This 1/3 acre garden blew my mind in a really great way. In addition to the most impressive potager garden I’ve seen in a long time, they also have a great succulent selection, and some of the biggest salvias I’ve ever seen. I don’t get excited about edibles but this garden really inspired me. And the owners are delightful.

    This Salvia ‘Amistad’ was well over six feet tall.

    Is this the most perfect grape-covered potting bench ever?

    The Mitchell Garden:
    Whew, I loved this garden. The owners have done all the work themselves and they use texture and layering expertly. Repeating plants and establishing a rhythm is something I struggle with and they do this really well. They’ve worked in a large number of conifers into their planting, meaning their gardens look great in the dead of winter, too.

    Be sure to smell Hosta plantaginea, it smells like citrus!

    The Winchester Place Garden:
    My apologies to Zachary and Leon: my camera battery died upon entering their garden!. I love how these two roll, with separate terraces for cocktails and dining, plus expertly designed hardscaping, with attention to sight lines. Their garden is half formal restraint and half colorful exuberance, with bright annuals repeating throughout.

    The tour runs next Saturday, August 29, 2015 from 10am to 4pm. Tickets can be purchased online at the HPSO website. Do yourself a favor and go! And big thanks to the owners for opening their gardens to us. We had a blast.

  • Random personal updates

    Random personal updates

    Do you know what happens when you have a busy spring and summer and then your laptop dies? I don’t know either, but you sure as hell don’t blog. Many of you know this already from Facebook, but Greg and I got married in June on the Big Island of Hawaii.

    Getting to have all of our closest friends and families with us for a week was fantastic. I had no idea how much love everyone would surround us with during that time. Getting married is super fun and I can’t recommend it enough. Exactly a week after our wedding, the Supreme Court made marriage legal for everyone in the US and our marriage felt that much more special. We were giddy.

    My family, spearheaded by my eldest brother Chris, spent the six months prior to our wedding making us tiki mugs. The first night in Hawaii we met up for dinner and one by one everyone brought us a wrapped mug that they had carved and glazed themselves, from my little nephews and nieces to my parents. It was overwhelming in the best way.

    Zwucker is our portmanteau.

    Can you even?

    I learned a few things getting married, namely that I don’t understand wedding photography at all. My nieces are beautiful and photogenic, so why not set them up so they look like they’re watching TV while I get my picture taken?

    DON’T LOOK AT ME. DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT ME!
    ALSO, LAURA YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT WEARING LIPSTICK. I SHOULD’VE DONE THAT.

    Greg and I are not terribly comfortable in front of the camera, but I think we knew that.

    How long do we have to stare at this green screen while she photographs my back fat?

    Luckily we loosened up after a few maitais.

    Me and my sister reenacting a childhood dance

    I’m not changing my name and we’re not having babies, so future big news around here will be limited to the gardening and pet variety (if I can convince Greg to get a dog and a cat).

    In gardening news, I’m barely watering anything and seeing what survives! A roster of the departed will follow soon. Happy Monday! Yay marriage!

  • Garden bloggers’ bloom day May 2015

    Garden bloggers’ bloom day May 2015

    Good lord, this is a bloomy month. Everything is blooming right on schedule, so I’ll just show new plants or ones that I missed last year (or we’d be here all day).

    Akebia longerracemosa ‘Victor’s Secret’

    Papaver orientale ‘Royal Wedding’

    Camassia leichtlinii semiplena, Allium christophii, and Verbascum bombyciferum ‘Arctic Summer’

    Iris x pacifica ‘Alison‘s pink lips’

    Stipa barbata

    Stipa gigantea

    Parahebe perfoliata glows from across the yard

    Verbascum bombyciferum ‘Arctic Summer’

    Disporum cantoniense ‘Night Heron’

    Erigeron glaucus ‘Wayne Roderick’ with Camassia quamash

    Cistus obtusifolius

    A very happy bloom day to you! Thanks, as always, to our host Carol at May Dream Gardens.

  • More gravel. More grasses. More sleeping.

    More gravel. More grasses. More sleeping.

    I’ve been an insomniac my whole life. Last fall everything got way worse and I basically stopped sleeping. Things are a lot better now, thanks to a light box, melatonin, and what they refer to as “sleep hygiene.” At night I cut out blue light which means for the last two hours of my day I live in a world without the internet or TV. I have to read books or work on projects that don’t require the Internet. This means I mostly read books because every project leads back to the Internet.

    I was reading Beth Chatto’s Gravel Garden the other night and I wanted to look up some plants she described . . . but I couldn’t. I just had to jot down a note to research it later. It’s probably for the best, since I’d just end up on Plant Lust, then I’d fall down the rabbit hole of Google Images and various garden blogs. How did people garden before the Internet? And how much more productive could I be without an iPad?

    In our own gravel garden things are chugging along. We’ve figured out where we want the deck and now we just have to figure out how to build it. The original plan was to wait on the deck until next summer but as I had rock being delivered, Greg said, “Maybe we should just do it this summer,” hence my mad scrambling and panic a few weeks back. All of the sudden that vague rectangle on the paper plan needed to be finalized.

    We’ve marked out the spot for the new deck with yellow spikes that I WILL trip over at some point. We’re still deciding whether we want to build the deck before or after the wedding in June.

    The parabola-shaped rock wall was changed to an even curve. Greg thinks this is a downgrade but my brain likes it better.

    I need to retool some of the planting because I totally planted on a grid and I didn’t overlap my plants enough, so I have big blobs of the same plants that don’t meld nicely into the other blobs. Anyway.

    What did I plant?

    The centerpiece of this bed is Arctostaphylos ‘St. Helena.’ I went to Xera and pumped Paul and Greg for their opinions on the very best manzanitas. I originally wanted A. viscida ‘Sweet Adinah’ but they warned me that it’s prone to randomly losing branches and it’s incredibly picky about soil, location, and drainage. St. Helena has those big beautiful leaves and will handle being in a northern aspect (though it’s still getting 6-8 hours of sun a day) better than others. I also like how blue the leaves are.

    Arctostaphylos manzanita ‘St. Helena’

    I wanted this bed to be low water and I wanted a lot of grasses. We’ve got a whole bunch of Schizachyrium ‘The Blues’, Pennisetum spatheolatum, Anemanthele lessoniana, and Festuca roemeri.

    Schizachyrium scoparium ‘The Blues’ in the garden of Greg Shepherd
    Pennisetum spatheolatum send up hundreds of little exclamation points
    Anemanthele lessoniana in my side yard
    Festuca roemeri Photo source: The Evergreen State College

    I have a bunch of Achnatherum calamagrostis on order, which will also get squeezed in here.

    I also shoehorned in smaller shrubs like Baptisia ‘Purple Smoke’ and Hypericum ‘Albury Purple.’ I also rescued a crapload of Salvia ‘May Night’ from the front garden so something in this bed wouldn’t be tiny. Can you tell I love purple?

    I also bought one of those stupid Digiplexis annuals on a whim, which I now regret. I do not like that pink.

    Baptisia ‘Purple Smoke’

    In other parts of the garden, I tore out the flowering currant (Ribes sanguineum) that used to live in between the two clumps of bamboo. I hated the color of the blooms and it’s a pretty boring shrub. I vacillated for years about ripping out this one. It’s drought tolerant and low maintenance but it wasn’t sparking joy, so out it went. I planted a new Ribes in the front garden and it blooms a nice hot pink that plays nicer with all of my orange flowers.

    In its place I planted Tetrapanax papyifera ‘Steroidal Giant’ (which is hiding behind the clump of Acanthus spinosus), Miscanthus purpurescens, a cananna (Canna musafolia), and three Calamagrostis foliosa that I rescued from another part of the garden where they didn’t get enough sun to color up like they should.

    The back rain garden finally got edged too. It’s always had a soil berm edging it, which just petered out into cedar chips.

    We’re not missing a stone, that’s the overflow notch.

    It looks pretty silly right now because I’m still futzing with the stone placement. Then all the cedar chips in the pathway will get scraped up and replaced with gravel. I still have so much work to do but I’m pleased with how everything is coming along.

    We tested happy hour in the garden this weekend and it still worked! Whew.

  • Garden bloggers’ bloom day April 2015

    Garden bloggers’ bloom day April 2015

    Happy bloom day! 

    It’s April, which means it’s camassia month! Huzzah!

    Camassia leichtlinii ‘Blue Danube’

    Iris x pacifica ‘Civic Pride’

    Iris x pacifica ‘The Eyes Have It’
    Hooker’s fairy bells (Disporum hookeri/Prosartes hookeri)

    Geranium phaeum ‘Darkest of All’

    Epimedium grandiflora ‘Red Queen’

    Tulipa ‘Flair’ with a bird-planted Cotinus coggygria

    Cistus obtusifolius

    Salvia ‘Flame’

    Syringa patula ‘Miss Kim’

    Lewisia cotyledon

    Lewisia cotyledon ‘White Splendor’

    Othonna cheirifolia

    False Soloman’s Seal (Maianthemum racemosum)

    Coronilla v. spp. glauca ‘Variegata’

    The blooms of Darmera peltata emerge before the foliage does.

    A very happy bloom day to you! As always, thank you to our host, Carol, at May Dreams Gardens.

  • Hardscaping is hard.

    Hardscaping is hard.

    We haven’t been very good lately at taking it easy on the weekends. Last weekend they were calling for rain but then on the Thursday before the forecast changed to sun and I was like, “I guess there’s no reason not to tear out the lawn in the backyard.”

    This was back breaking and it sucked so hard that I’m glad we may never have to remove sod at this house again. This was before, with our weird boards showing where a low deck will go.

    As before, we put our sod on craigslist and a bunch of weirdos showed up and took it home. Enjoy your crap lawn! You’re insane. Also, my back hurts.Those rolls were HEAVY. But now I can say I’ve removed every inch of sod from this property.

    Then Greg and I sat here in our mudpit and drank a gin and tonic and bemoaned that our work was just beginning.

    And then we moved two yards of gravel to the backyard . . .

    . . . so that this guy could deliver two tons of rock to me.
    And then Sunday morning I started working on a rock wall.

    And then I had a crisis of confidence and nearly broke down because I couldn’t tell if it was ugly or not. It looked great on paper! I’m still unsure of how to size the deck appropriately. So I pulled out some boards from the garage so I could make a poorly rendered mockup in Photoshop of what the deck might look like. Picture a beautifully stained 4 inch platform deck. And all of the old Home Depot retaining wall stones are going.

    I need to redo the right side of the rock wall and bring it out a bit; I don’t like the angle of the curve the way it is right now. The fake deck is currently 10×14 feet. I’ve looked high and low for some sort of guide for deck sizes (how much room do people need around a dining table? more than three feet?) but every guide is for a mega-deck in a yard where people hate gardening. I vacillate between thinking it’s way too big and fearing it will be too small. Our deck just needs to hold a table that sits four people and our cute little bamboo couch.

    We have two stupid things and one serious thing dictating the size and location of the deck. The serious thing is the drip line of the cedar, which we need to dig outside of, so it can’t shift left any more, unless we cantilever the deck over the footings. The two stupid things are what-ifs that we never do:

    1. Really large dinner parties. Though we host barbecues, we’ve never had a large dinner party in the summer (I hate cooking when it’s hot) and a long table could be moved to the open gravel area IF that ever happened. 
    2. Movie viewings. We don’t own a screen but we borrowed a friend’s screen ONCE four years ago and hosted a movie night. Greg wants me to leave this wall clear so we can hang the screen we may never borrow again:
    The view from the deck
    I’m sort of inclined to move the rock wall out even further, movie screen be damned (the front plants will be short, anyway). My main goal with this project is to get as much planting space as humanly possible while getting a slightly raised area for wining and dining (that may get a pergola or cover at some point). 
    I’m already happy because we won’t have a dormant lawn, come July. It made the backyard look so desiccated and sad all summer. All of the new plantings for the rock wall area will be drought-tolerant because I hate watering.
    If anyone has opinions or advice, I’m all ears. Bigger deck? Smaller? Cantilevered? Get rid of it all and put in sod? I just don’t know anymore.
  • Toiling in the basement. Again.

    Toiling in the basement. Again.

    Back when we had our earthquake retrofit, they had to cut into the drywall in our basement. That happened almost two years ago and yet I haven’t wanted to patch this area because I hate drywall repair.

    At some point in 2014 Greg screwed the old pieces back into place and I threw one compulsory layer of joint compound on top. It sat like that for a very long time, and every time we watched a movie down there I’d say, “I should really do something about that,” and then I would ignore it. Because patching is the pits.

    Because we did a shitty job getting the drywall pieces back in place, I had to do one billion layers of joint compound, with all the sanding that comes between coats. Of all the projects in the house, I really wish I had hired the drywall mudding and cornering out. I hate it and I’m not good at it. I’ve spent months of my life working on the walls in this room and they still look like shit.

    Anyway! It became very clear that the entire room was in need of repainting and since I am trying to be a little less of a dictator around the house, I relented to Greg’s one constant request: to paint the basement dark.

    As I’ve covered before, Greg hasn’t always felt like this was OUR house. I bought it, I picked out all the decor, and I just let him live here. We have this frequent push-pull where he complains, “You never let me choose anything in the house!” and then I run through the house pointing out all the things we’ve purchased together, and then he says, “I want to paint the basement black,” and I screech “NO!” and then he’s proven his point. And you know what? He doesn’t really want a black basement but we’re both stubborn enough to go through with painting it that way, just to spite each other.

    If this isn’t clear, I’m so excited to marry Greg. I’m crazy about him and I can’t wait to be his wife.

    When it became clear that the whole basement needed to be repainted, I suggested painting it navy blue. We tried a number of different colors that looked great in other people’s rooms but didn’t work for us. We finally settled on Blue Note by Benjamin Moore. If I wasn’t already marrying Greg I would marry this color. It’s so delicious and it’s perfect for a room where we watch movies. It’s so much darker than I’d ever choose normally, so Greg gets a gold star for this one.

    But first I had to deal with the windows, which had never been painted or trimmed out.

    And we needed to deal with Hall and Oates/Beavis and Butthead over the fireplace (free artwork left by the previous owners).

    I haven’t replaced the window hardware because I’m afraid it will disintegrate into rusty pieces and I’ll never find a replacement.

    I think, for never having done this before, I did a pretty good job. We then spent a Saturday installing baseboard and window trim.

    And Hall and Oates got replaced with a new cover. I want to repaint it black because I feel like it needs to be darker. We’re toying with the idea of building a teak mantel over the fireplace, which will fix that whole missing brick issue.

    And we hung a sweet bamboo curtain to obscure the storage area and provide some texture. Now we’d like to stash a bar in there.

    We spent another Saturday hauling the old couch up the stairs, and boy, was that fun! The pleather was peeling and splitting or we would’ve just kept it down there. Instead we bought the comfiest (though not the most attractive) couch we could find at Ikea: the Kivik. This room is for watching movies, so function trumped form.

    I also mounted and hung the tiki masks we bought in Hawaii. I glued lights inside so their mouths light up.

    We still need sconces over the TV, a skirt board along the staircase, new stair carpeting, a new area rug, a perfect mid-century modern credenza under the tiki masks, window treatments . . . there’s still so much to do. I also kind of want to drywall over the wood paneling in the stairwell even though I really don’t want to mud any more drywall seams. And it would be a total bitch to drywall around the stair risers. And yet . . .

    Maybe I’ll just wait for a super nice weekend to do that.

    To recap, when I moved in:

    After the first go-around with redoing the room:

    And now:

    We’re getting there.