Here’s a quick video of the rain garden in action.The excitement, I can barely stand it.
The basin is maybe a third full. I’m not sure now if I’d want to direct more gutters here. We’ll just have to see how it performs throughout the winter. Sometimes I remember that scene from the end of Poltergeist where Craig T. Nelson is running around the backyard and everything is flooding, including the half-dug swimming pool, and all the bodies start popping up. I don’t want that to happen.
A dude came out this week with one of those fancy earth-moving machines that make me so nervous. He dug out the rhody stumps, including the one located over our water main. I was working from home that day, ironing out a presentation while the windows rattled and the floor vibrated. It wasn’t stressful at all.
As the guy left he yelled, “Enjoy your clean slate!” It amazes me; in about an hour he was able to make it like the rhododendron and azalea never existed. I feel extra stupid for ever trying to remove a stump myself. He also ground out the rhododendron in the backyard, nicking the berm on my rain garden a little.
How funny is that perfect square of sod in the middle of the yard? I broadcast seed around that area, trying to soften the square, but our lawn is rejecting it. I’m just going to start telling people that it’s a modern grass installation. “Eames totally did that in his yard.”
Greg and I hustled back from the coast this weekend to pick up plants from the last sale of the year from the Audubon Society. When you let hippies run things it can get a little confused. When I got there they didn’t have all my plants because someone had miscounted and maybe people took too many plants? And then we had this conversation:
Me: I ordered five gallon-sized Juncus but there’s only three here.
Him: Just take more of the pint-sized plants instead.
Me: But don’t those plants belong to someone else?
Him:
Me: So it’s just anarchy at this point?
Him: (smiles)
In their defense this was the biggest sale they’ve ever had, with over 4000 plants ordered. That’s a LOT of natives to keep track of. I ordered a combination of soft rush (Juncus effusus) and tufted hair grass (Deschampsia cespitosa) and a few penstemon and stream violets to round things out. I also ordered kinnikinnick for the drier edges, which will hopefully cover the berm after a few years.
I hindsight I wish I had ordered a vine maple and incorporated some ferns but who am I kidding? I’m going to end up digging up and rearranging half of these anyway. It’s what gardeners do, even gardeners who really know what they’re doing. Greg raked up the leaves from the dogwood in the front yard and I deposited them into the beds around the yard as mulch. I don’t have compost bins built yet but I couldn’t bear to give up my leaves to the city compost. They’ll just have to compost in place and I’ll have to deal with the fact that I’m now a hoarder of leaves, in addition to everything else.
I ran out of fine bark mulch for the rain garden but once I get that covering everything this baby will be DONE. And then I’ve promised Greg I’m done with garden projects until next spring.
And I think I actually mean it.
Today the tree trimmers came to prune up the dogwood in front and the cedar in back. I think I’ve established that I don’t know what I’m doing when I prune, so I hired out. While they were here they took away the rhodies and the azalea.
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I had a moment of panic when I saw the cedar (so naked! where are her petticoats!?) but I’m getting used to it now. The plants underneath are all shade-loving plants but I think they’ll be okay. They’ll get a little more water this winter and the fence should get a little more sun, which means it might not rot as quickly.
The guy pruned up the andromeda (Pieris japonica, just to the right of the bamboo) after I told him I wanted to rip it out. He basically told me that I was crazy and that it just needed to be prettified. And I think maybe that silly hippy was right.
I guess we should get rid of that huge dirt pile (which I call “the neighborhood cat toilet”) that formed while I was digging the rain garden. Next week the guys come to grind out the stumps and I will officially have a clean slate out front. Hooray!
So I decided to rain garden. And I have to apologize to my friend Sue because I missed meeting her sister and drinking martinis to dig this stupid thing.
I followed the recommendations for sizing my rain garden, which is 10% of the area of roof feeding it. Roughly 500 square feet of roof dumps water into the rain barrel, so my rain garden needed to be about 50 square feet. That’s freaking HUGE but I’d rather have too large a rain garden than overflowing water heading toward my house.
So I removed all the sod from the area.
And then I started digging.
And then I got tired and the ground was sort of hard so I decided to leave it for a week so the rain could percolate down.
This didn’t help. The ground didn’t really soften all that much and yet my yard was now extraordinarily muddy. Then I discovered that the hose that is supposed to drain my rain barrel during the winter wasn’t doing that, so instead my rain barrel was dripping water out of the overflow in the side, which meant water was dumping next to the house. I honestly wish I had never put in this stupid rain barrel. It seemed like a good idea at the time but I can’t get enough water pressure out of it to actually water anything (I think it needs to be elevated) and I didn’t have an overflow system in place, so it’s a worthless hunk of wood that dumps water next to my house. Me and rain barrel are totally in a fight.
So I took it out. We will figure out a way to use it somewhere else but we’re going to figure out a way to make the overflow work to our advantage. And it’s going to be elevated, damn it. But first I had to drain it, so I let it drain into the hole I had going so far. That softened everything up really nicely but I have NEVER been so muddy before.
Once I got the rain barrel moved out from behind the garage I had to hook up this stupid looking contraption because it was raining and the gutter was now hooked up to nothing. No time like the present to test the rain garden.
Then I had to rush and get prettified to go to a work party so I had to finish up the next day. Luckily the rain had stopped and it was freaking beautiful out. More of that, Portland! PLEASE. Greg installed a proper gutter and I rolled the rain barrel off to a corner so it could think about what it did.
We pick up the plants from the Audubon Society next Sunday. I ordered way too many plants or not nearly enough, I can’t decide which. It really feels like this rain garden is going to be way too big. If that’s the case we’re going to re-route some other gutters to here, so they aren’t dumping in stupid places (like the walkway next to trashcans WHY, GUTTER INSTALLERS?).
I have to tip my hat to those guys who bury bodies in the woods in the movies, using a solitary shovel by the headlights of an Edsel. That’s hard work. I’m super pooped and sore everywhere.
We presumably have an oil tank buried alongside our driveway. I say presumably because this is there.
It is located in the place where I’d most like to have an herb garden, as it’s right across from the kitchen. Sadly, oil tanks tend to leak and deposit toxic substances, so planting edibles there doesn’t seem like the best idea. My herbs currently live in the backyard in the raised beds. Every time I need rosemary for our potatoes or sage for our squash I have to trudge out in the dark backyard and get it. It’s as far from the kitchen as you can get.
Guys, I’m a little embarrassed to say that it took me two years to figure out that I could throw a planter here, plant it with herbs, and have my kitchen garden close at hand. No oil residue required!
I think it softens the entrance a little, which I like a lot. A Korean lilac will flank it in the foreground and then I’m thinking of a sweet low evergreen groundcover. And then maybe a Marjorie clematis to climb the fence, since the hops have a hard time with it. And then the jasmine will climb that trellis and soften the left side. And then . . . and then . . . and then . . .
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| Guess which Simon & Garfunkel song is stuck in my head? |
Side note: do you have any idea how hard it is to find a wine barrel planter in November? I finally found this one at Bamboo Craftsman, where they only had two left. The guy even rolled it out to the truck for me. I probably should have bought the other one too; I’ll want it eventually.
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| Cracked sink wants to hug you. |
Remember when I listened to the Internet and poured very hot water down my bathroom sink and cracked it? I called two sink refinishers in town and asked about repairing the crack and refinishing the sink. They both told me that the cracking would only continue to get worse and that repairing it “wasn’t worth it.”
I visited Home Depot yesterday to ask for their help in locating a replacement sink. I bought the sink as a combination; it included the vanity, the sink, and the mirror. A very nice guy called and found out that it’s a Home Depot brand, which means they manufacture it. And my only option is to buy the whole kit again. The kit is $399.00.
I emailed Frank Black, the CEO of Home Depot (contact info here), and Craig Menear, their VP of Merchandising and told them how frustrated I was that I can’t purchase a replacement sink. I asked for help in locating a sink, since they manufacture it and all. I got a phone call within five minutes from Greg Stanford who told me they were shipping me a new combination.
I’m still shocked that they can’t hunt down a sink for me, as I don’t need a new vanity or mirror, but I’m very happy with the customer service. I have always gone to Home Depot over Lowe’s (which is closer to my house) because their customer service is better and their return policy is fantastic. I think their associates are totally hit-or-miss. I’ve had some amazing bend-over-backwards help in the lighting and electrical departments . . . and then there was Gary in equipment who suggested I use a pressure-washer on my kitchen floor. To remove thinset. And then he was a dick about it.
Man, I am still mad at Gary.
But I love you again, Home Depot. Thanks for doing me a solid, even though I’m not excited about putting together another sink.
I finally bought Rosalie bulbs in honor of my grandma on my mom’s side; now I’d like to find a Marjorie flower for my dad’s mom. It looks like there’s a variety of clematis (C. montana var. rubens ‘Marjorie’) that might fit the bill. It’s pretty and pink and I’m obsessed with incorporating vines into my garden right now, so everyone wins!
In addition to getting the bulbs in the ground I also replaced (FOR THE THIRD TIME) the birdbath top. You’d think I’d get smart and glue it to the top, but it was cold and I didn’t feel like it. I went for a red one this time.
This area under the hose in the backyard tends to stay sort of damp from the dripping of the hose. This summer that worked in my favor because a bunch of baby ferns popped up.
If ever you ask yourself, “Do I have enough ferns in my yard?” the answer is always NO.
I threw them in the side yard where I have a lot of lady ferns. I love lady ferns but come July they tend to look like this, especially when your neighbor aggressively trims back her trees along the fence line so your side yard is no longer in shade.
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| Not so lady-like. |
They also disappear in the winter, so I want to work more evergreen ferns into this area. I was looking at this list of evergreen ferns for the Pacific NW and I read about the Mexican male fern, which can reach five feet! Do I need a five foot fern in my side yard? Um, YES.
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| Image source: Plant Lust |
Alternately I could get a giant chain fern (Woodwardia fimbriata) which is native and gets just as big, but it needs soil that never dries out, so it might fare better in the rain garden in back. I transplanted all of the little ferns from under the hose and gave them a good soaking. I tried to move them in large chunks of two or three ferns, even if they were really close together. I love the way ferns look in the wild, all piled on top of each other. Hopefully it will make this area look less manufactured.
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| I should have placed a quarter for reference |
I figure by the time these get big enough to be seen without a microscope, the sarcocca I planted should also be big enough to remove some of the lady ferns in this area. In the meantime I put in a tassel fern and an autumn fern. And my most recent Columbia Land Trust plants arrived!
I ordered a native, Ceanothus thyrsiflorus, or blueblossom to replace this sad looking mock orange.
It’s evergreen, a fast grower, and it’s loved by pollinators. And come April it should be loaded with blue flowers. Supposedly they don’t live much longer than 15 years unless you deprive them of water after the first couple of summers. I can give that a shot.
I’d show you a picture but the ceanothus is so small it really doesn’t show up. I really do hope it’s as fast growing as they say.
I planted more Oregon iris (Iris tenax) in front of the crocosmia. I’m hoping this area will fill in with them and then I can get rid of the iron wheelbarrow that I’m officially over. It’s too precious, though I am going to give it a shot somewhere else, with sedums.
We also weeded and mulched the roses out front. This summer, during the height of my neighbor thinking I wanted her Doug fir removed, her landscaper said he could clean out under the roses and mulch and it would make my neighbor happier, so I said yes (whatever she wants!). His guys cut away more of the lawn in some freakshow pattern and, oops!, ran out out of mulch. So it filled it with weeds. Please tell me, in what universe does this kind of curvature look good?
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| Whither the parabola? |
It’s like they let a kid with ADHD loose with a sod cutter. Good thing I have a plan for this area and it doesn’t involve grass (it does involve a Korean lilac!). I’m also trying to convince Greg that we can fit a Japanese maple here. IT’LL FIT, shut up.
