Tag: love and cyanide

  • I have the coolest boyfriend

    I have the coolest boyfriend

    My friend T came over a couple of weeks ago to help me figure out what to do with the front yard. I was filling Greg in on her ideas and we got to talking about the backyard. He asked me if I’d want to hear what he’d do back there. He then proceeded to spew a bunch of awesomeness.

    Despite the fact that he hates gardening and has zero interest in landscaping, and the fact that I’ve never really articulated what I want in a yard, he came up with a plan that nailed everything I want. It’s a good thing he’s so cute because that’s frankly kind of annoying. I think about my yard constantly! Why am I not coming up with this stuff?

    Basically his plan involves building a rather large (and low–think Japanese) deck off the second bedroom, which would eventually get French doors. BEHOLD, my superior MS Paint skills:

    It would be big enough for a table that can seat 8-10 so I could have dinner parties back here. He’d shorten the existing rotten wood deck off of my bedroom so it was really just stairs, then put down large stone pavers. He’d build up the plantings between the two decks so I’d have a little seating area just outside our bedroom sliders. Think Adirondack chairs and martinis. The big bone planter would get dismantled and moved to the other side of the yard where the cement slab is (and it would have a new shape). The cement slab would get broken up and removed so we could expand the plantings in that weird back corner.

    My one addition to this plan was to add a tree in the center of the yard for height and to provide a tiny bit of shade to one side of the deck. And I added a rain garden. And of course I mocked up these awesome plans in Paint.

    Of course, he had to outdo that too. While I was out drinking wine with Bill, Greg measured the yard and built me a layout TO SCALE.

    So instead of doing everything back there haphazardly, I can PLAN. And give the shrubs the right amount of space and whatnot. Mock-ups will be coming shortly–if we can pull off what we’re thinking, we will have the coolest yard in the city. Of course, this could all be an elaborate plan to eliminate the lawn so he doesn’t have to mow it. I conned him into doing it every week if he doesn’t have to do dishes. Sucker.

    (Have I mentioned I love living with him? He’s a fabulous roommate and I couldn’t be happier.)

  • And in the days of yore they would retire to the parlour and fight.

    And in the days of yore they would retire to the parlour and fight.

    Remember this painting?

    It really wanted to be in the newly painted living room. It also wanted a better photograph, but you win some, you lose some.
    Please don’t anthropomorphize the paintings; they hate that.
    I think it looks so much better against the olive green wall.  A while back the boy asked me about picture rail hangers and I wondered why I hadn’t thought to use them before. Picture rail hooks hang from your ceiling molding, which means no holes in your plaster for nails or hardware. And they make it a snap to move artwork around. I found House of Antique Hardware online and ordered these sweet little hooks for about $2 apiece.
    They arrived this Saturday so Greg and I spent part of the evening fussing with them. He’s an engineer so he was doing things like figuring out the hypotenuse and I’ve been around paint fumes too much so I was doing things like getting super annoyed that he wouldn’t just let me hang the thing freestyle, making small adjustments to lengths and placements a thousand times. That wall isn’t going to gouge itself, you know.
    I am super bad at letting people help me with home improvement, unless it is the brute strength kind of help. It didn’t go very well.
    But eventually some combination of math and stubbornness prevailed and we got both the huge rooftop painting (two hooks) and my Battlestar Galactica prints (one hook each) hung from the molding.
    Again, this is a terrible photo but they look great in person. I’ll post better pictures once the living room is finished.