One of these things is not like the other

One of my tulips mutated or reverted and is now yellow. And it had the audacity to produce an offshoot bulb! Part of me doesn’t care, as I already have a mess of orange, pale pink, peach, black, and red bulbs. What’s the harm in adding yellow to the mix? (For the record, the pale pink in the very back offends me the most in this scheme.)

In other strange surprises, I’ve found English ivy popping up in the backyard. One spot was in the rain garden, which made me emit this terrible gargling yodel-scream as I ripped it out. This is the part they don’t tell you about when creating a bird-friendly yard: sometimes they spread your neighbors’ invasive plants to your garden. It’s a good thing they’re so cute when they splash around in the birdbath.

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  1. Scott Weber Avatar
    Scott Weber

    Haha…no matter how carefully we think we've planned and planted, sometimes the plants have other ideas! I blame the birds for all the Holly seedlings I find in the garden…I don't even know where the nearest Holly in our 'hood is.

  2. Ricki Grady Avatar
    Ricki Grady

    Those pesky birds: no design sense whatsoever.

  3. Loree Avatar
    Loree

    I think I'd be out there with a trowel getting rid of the pink.

  4. Jason Avatar
    Jason

    Yes, the birds will plant all kinds of unwanted gifts in your yard. After you pull out the ivy, you may want to bring someone in for an exorcism.

  5. Laura Heldreth Avatar
    Laura Heldreth

    A terrible gargling yodel-scream…I love it! I make that same exact sound whenever I find and remove Himalayan Blackberries in my yard. 🙂

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